bitchen bday bro

would you ever belive this dude would survive a whole year being 21? i thought for sure his liver would give out or he would choke on some beer nut or something. and not even arrested. this dude is so much radder than you. now when he is drunk and sees a cop he just skates away to get more brew. i used to be able to beat him at pool but now look at him. stlye, grace and dance moves that drive the woman wild. cheers to the one that puts the shake in snake.