it would be nice to say that once a snake always a snake. the sad truth is we have had some snakes come, and unfortunetly we have seen them go. no harsh words, for the most part, for those who have left the den. but sometimes change is good. it keeps fools on their feet. it keeps the venom fresh. on that note the snakes are fucking proud to announce the latest addition to a already all star staff, O-DAWG. straight from vista, this is the biggest blockbuster move to happen to the snakes since evolution gave the diamond back a rattle. oliver is not only a dad, husband, and a ripper, but he can take down more venom in one sitting then you could in a year. so this is what you need to do... go call your pops and ask him why he couldnt be more like oliver when you were growing up. next, get his name tatooed on your face. next, if you ever have a kid, name him oliver. finally, try to shotgun a tall can of coors like it was a cold glass of ice tea on a hot day. yep bitches, he is on our side for life.
