Invention

The Snakes have not updated their blog in a while. That is because we have been concentrating our energies on our world changing inventions.

Have you ever wanted to cruise? Would you want this cruise to be controlled? Have you ever wanted to fly down the open road without a foot on pedal listening to metal? Here is your ticket.

da poor man's cruise control:








Step 1: Get a squeegee.

Step 2: Wedge squeegee between the gas pedal and the driver's seat with the sponge and rubber blade against the gas pedal and the handle touching the seat.

Step 3: For extra speed use specially designed extendor cap. Do not use imitation caps as mechanical failure, death, or injury can occur.

Step 4: Attach the cap as shown below.







Step 5: Ride satisfied
knowing you are going
without
pushing the pedal


Oh yeah!


Step 6: Enjoy the heavenly glow of the road.



Elightenment!

this guy drank, smoked, barfed and then turned 25. happy bithday. and to celebrate he set a new record.... he barfed in 3 of the possible 4 rooms in our appartment.

altersnake

snakes also skateboard. hers to the first slither of the 07 season.

if you thought nerf punishment was bad try this........more to come.........hopefully sooner then later............by the way that is a padres tallboy..........go dads......

Would you rather get into a knife fight or a soldering iron fight?

Things to consider:

-The sharpness of knives.

-The hotness of soldering irons.

worlds thirstyest man

this one goes out to the one i love.
well i love many but i think the worlds
thirstyest man is deserving of love if i dont say so myself
do you smell what the rock is cooking.
go lakers.

snakes dont run
they slither

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